

Eventually, Nick and Gunnar land scholarships to Boston University, where Gunnar publishes his first book, Watermelanin, which sells millions of copies and makes Gunnar a reluctant spokesman for black America. When these bros' get down, it means a drive-by arrow-shooting with an operatic soundtrack.

In high school, he becomes a basketball superstar and an aspiring poet with his own posse of like-minded ghetto geeks, including Nicholas Scoby, a fellow basketball star and ace student. When his mom decides to move him to the 'hood, the street-stupid Gunnar learns how to talk black and get down with the homeys. joke, with everyone massaging his ``tragic negro'' status. Gunnar's early years in Santa Monica are a p.c.

His narrator, Gunnar Kaufmann, a self-described demagogue and messiah, preaches a nihilistic credo of mass suicide for blacks, an ``Emancipation Disintegration.'' The novel is Gunnar's Monty Pythonish rewrite of Afro-American history, including tales of ancestors who escaped into slavery and leading up to the relative who set up Malcolm X. Beatty smartly mythologizes street culture even as he demythologizes so much of official black experience. His manic energy and nothing-sacred sensibility add up to some inspired irreverence in a book mocking every sacred cow of Afro-American history. Hip-hop poet Beatty delivers a first novel that almost lives up to its hype.
